THE GREAT KING CHARLES OF ENGLAND
*King Charles...in a nutshell* 1. Charles had a babe called Camilla. 2. Camilla was not a Virgin. 3. Tradition dictated that Charles must marry a Virgin. 4. Diana was minding her business and facing her front. 5. Charles was told to marry her senior sister. 6. Her sister smelled a rat and backed out. 7. Failing to marry her senior sister, Buckingham Palace discovered Diana was a Virgin. 8. In addition to being a Notable Virgin, Diana was from a family more royal than the current royal family. 9. Charles married Diana. 10. Charles didn’t tell Diana his babe was still Camilla. 11. Diana hadn’t even been engaged to Charles for five minutes when Camilla gave expo. 12. Camilla was married with 3 children to Charles' sister’s ex-boyfriend. 13. Diana became depressed realising she was just there for decoration, and the real marriage was Charles and Camilla. 14. Diana gave birth to William and Harry and kept deceiving herself that Charles would change since she had given him the heirs...